I got a Tumblr, Sara.

2.       What’s something you feel strongly about?
Nitro and Sara.

3.       Name a book you love.
A Brief History of Time by Stephen hawking

4.       What’s the highlight of your whole day?
Seeing my cat!!!@Q@!@!21!@!!1TWELVE!12!@!@!!@

5.       What are three things you’d want to say to an ex?
1. Piss off.
2. Doctor Who is fucking horrible, you should be ashamed of yourself.
3. Your life is a failure.

6.       Your views on mainstream music?
I don’t think it’s helpful to label certain music as mainstream or not. If it’s good, and people like it, then good.

7.       Name five pet peeves.
1. That phrase

8.       What did you eat today?
Fucking food

9.       How important do you think education is?
This is a dumb question.

10.   Put your music player on shuffle and name the first three songs that come up.
Don’t have one.

11.   Name everyone in your immediate family.
No.

12.   Name five guys/girls that you find attractive.
1. Sara
2. Sara
3. Sara
4. Sara
5. Sara

13.   What is your opinion about your body, and how comfortable are you with it?
Not.

14.   What are you wearing today?
Clothing

15.   What is your zodiac sign/horoscope, and do you think it fits you?
Capricorn

16.   What is something you always think “what-if” about?
I don’t think in what-ifs.

17.   Name something that you’re proud of.
Nothing.

18.   Name a problem that you have had.
People exist.

19.   Name something that you lust for.
The future.

20.   Name your biggest fears.
N/A

21.   What do you see in your own future?
Precision and efficiency.

22.   How well do you do academically/how smart do you think you are?
Better than most.

23.   Name something that you miss.
Sara. Nothing else.

24.   Name something that makes you laugh.
Sean

25.   What is something that you’re currently worrying about?
Existence.

26.   Name three things you like about yourself and three things you dislike about yourself.
I’m not going to name the likes.
Dislikes: Energy level, stress level

27.   Write down a quote that you think is inspirational.
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” - Carl Sagan

28.   Name one place you’d like to visit and one place you’d like to live.
Visit: Siberia
Live: Seattle

29.   Name something that you like that others might find weird.
Literally hundreds of things.

30.   Name one thing you’re excited for.
Nothing.

What’s more romantic, a kiss on the forehead or hand?


The first one.


Does it bug you when someone asks, “What’s wrong?” and they don’t stick around long enough for you to answer?

When does this happen?


Have you ever made someone so happy that they cried?

Yes, I think so.
 

Do you like it when guitars squeak?

The fuck does that even mean?
 

Have you waved at someone, only to find out that they were actually waving at somebody BEHIND you?

Yes.


Do massages relax you or make you even more tense?

How would a massage make you more tense? That’s fucking dumb. Unless a bulldozer is giving the massage, it should always relax you.

 

Is your idea of wrapping a present shoving the gift in a bag full of tissue paper?

No. I wrap shit nicely or I don’t at all.
 

Are you that kid in class that’s constantly clicking that stupid pen?

Yes. Fuck off.


Are you guilty of hitting your head on the bottom of a pool?

No.


Have you ever gotten perfume/cologne sprayed in your mouth?

No.


Is the person you have feelings for at least a bit cute?

Extremely.


What’s your biggest fear being in a relationship?

Nothing.

 
Are you protective of anyone in your family more so than other members?

I will kill you if you try to harm Sean or Sara.


What are the first things you notice about someone?

Intelligence.


How can you tell when you’re really starting to like someone?

If I don’t actively avoid talking to them, it probably means I like ‘em.
 

Where do you want to travel?

Especially North Korea, Australia, Antarctica, UK, Russia, Norway, Sweden.


How often do you have to do laundry? Do you hate doing it or does it not really bother you?

I do it when I don’t have a single piece of clothing left to wear.


How has the weather been lately where you live?

Completely fucked.


When do you do all of your deep thinking and contemplations about life?

All day, ‘err day.
 

Have you ever had a new year’s kiss?

No. Had a New Years Jack Daniels though!
 

Do you prefer to drink regular water or do you enjoy flavored waters?

Water. It’s not called “regular water”. It’s called water.

 
Do you actually pay attention to things like which sock you put on first?

What do you mean “things like”… you only gave 1 extremely specific example…
And no.
 

What shows on television do you think are absolute garbage?

Reality tv, anything related to trucks, or logging, or pawn shops, or cakes.

 

Do you sing when you’re home alone?

Nope.


What kind of soap do you use, bar soap or liquid soap?

Both.

 
What are two things that you have no problem paying full price for?

Anything for Sara.
 

What seasoning do you use the most on your food?

Hot sauce, paprika, parsley, dill, garlic.


Do you ever buy snacks at the movie theater? What do you get?

Nope.
 

At what time does it start getting dark where you live?

What do you mean “where you live”? You do know what a solstice is, right?


Which is worse: dusting or mopping?

You can still get mops?

 
Peanut butter VS. Caramel - which side are you on?

Caramel. Peanut butter is lame AF.
 

What’s the best “food creation” you’ve ever come up with?

Too many to mention. Among them: vegan orange cake, ramen pasta, a number of smoothies.
 

Do you own any DVD box sets?

I don’t buy dvds.
 

Do you think “just be yourself” is always good advice, or are there any circumstances you think it’s best to hide who you are?

Dumb. You just fucking presume that you are perfect. You aren’t. Be yourself, but if you have bad qualities, do something to change them. Don’t just sit there cruising through life like it’s going to last forever.


Are you a fan of musicals? If so, which are your favorites?

HA.

 
What type of personality or personality traits are you most drawn to in others?

Intelligence, spirit, enthusiasm, moxy.
 

Do you think it’s best to get to know someone before going out with them, or is learning about someone part of the dating process?

Doesn’t matter either way.


Are you shy in a new relationship, or do jump into physical and emotion connection quite quickly?

It could be said that I jump in. But that’s not very accurate. I have many, many levels of trust and connection that are not immediately or even eventually noticeable.
 

What is your favorite word in a different language?

How am I supposed to type in Russian? It’s pronounced zen-shin-uh.


Have you ever had a facial? How was it? If not, would you ever get one?

No. No.


When was the last time you dealt with something at least remotely annoying?

Every day.


Have you ever sold anything online either on Craigslist, eBay, Amazon, etc.? If not, what is your website of choice like any of the above for buying things?

Sold pokemon cards on eBay. Love, LOVE Amazon.


Have you ever considered keeping a dream journal? If you have one, have you ever looked back on it at all of the odd/interesting dreams you used to have?

Nah. I remember the important ones.


What is your favorite ‘ology’ to learn about (psychology, biology, sociology…)?

Biology, chemistry, astronomy, physics. I won’t bother translating these into -ology form.


How long can your laptop go on a full battery?

An hour maybe.


Do you like iPads/tablets or laptops more? E-readers or books?

Laptop. I will never buy any of the other mentioned things.


Have you ever been dissatisfied with receiving a grade that many would consider a good grade (i.e.: an A- or a B)?

Not recently.

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1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?

No, but that’s never stopped me before!

 

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?

It’s never a mistake.

 

4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Sara <3

 

5) Do you regret it? Saying I love you?

No, not at all.

 

6) Have you ever been depressed?

Yes.

 

7) Are you a boy or girl?

b

 

8) Who was your first crush?

Jordan. I’ve never had a crush on a girl and didn’t eventually end up with her.

 

9) What is your relationship status?

Yes.

 

10) How do you want to die?

Satisfied.

 

11) What did you last eat?

Pineapple.

 

12) Played any sports?

Soccer, tennis, badmitten.

 

13) Do you bite your nails?

Don’t know.

 

14) When was your last physical fight?

Never.

 

15) Do you have an attitude?

Am I a spineless, non-free-thinking conformist capitalist with no opinions of my own or not enough courage to express them? Take a guess.

 

16) Do you like someone?

Yes. Here’s a hint. Her name starts with Sara and ends.

 

17) What is your real name?

Bond, James.

 

19) Are you gonna get high later?

How high we talking? 1,500 feet? 3,000 feet?

 

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Now that I think about it, yes.

 

21) Do you miss someone?

Sara and Carl Sagan.

 

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

What the fuck are you talking about? Neither.

 

23) Do you tan a lot?

Yeah man. Photons be all over me like Michael on children, but worse.

 

24) Have any pets?

Yeeee, got my kitten.

 

25) How exactly are you feeling?

Hmmmm… Well, the electromagnetic force is repelling the atoms that get too close to the atoms at the surface of my skin, and biological pressure sensors in my innervated skin send electrical impulses along the conduction system allowed by my nervous system. They reach my brain, and my brain then perceives these electrical impulses as touch. So that’s how I’m feeling right now. I hope that’s exact enough for you.

 

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?

…Have I ever ate food in a car? Are you serious?

 

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?

Not quite.

 

28) Would you take any of your exes back?

No.
 

29) Are you scared of spiders?

Fuck them all.

 

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

No.

 

31) Do you regret anything from your past?

Ehhh, just one thing. I don’t regret things that aren’t permanent.

 

32) What are your plans for this weekend?

George Washington’s wooden teeth.

 

33) Do you want to have kids?

Yes, if I want to.

 

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an W?

I don’t think so.

 

35) Do you type fast?

Yes. But I usually don’t.

 

36) Do you have piercings? How many?

Over 9000.

 

37) Want any more?

At LEAST 7,000,000,000 more.

 

38) Can you spell well?

Most of the time.

 

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?

Nah.

 


Have you ever participated in a scavenger hunt? If not, is that something you would ever be interested in doing?

Yes. I want more.

 

When was the last time you were persuaded into doing something you didn’t want to do?

Recently!

 

Is there anyone you do / would trust with your e-mail account information?

My email? Who gives a shit? I’ll give my password to your mother.

 

What is your favorite holiday-only food & / or drink?

Eggnog. SO FUCKING GOOD GODDAMN.

 

Do you like the way flour feels?

Yeah.

 

Are you easily startled by things?

No.

 

Do you know anyone that wears so much make up that they look like they belong in the circus?

Yeah.

 

Would encountering someone wearing the same clothing as you make you uncomfortable? Would you care at all?

Idfc.

 

Has anyone ever shouted out their car window that they liked what you were wearing?

No, but I’ve had insults yelled at me.

 

If you consume sodas [or other canned beverages], do you prefer drinking it directly out of the can or in a glass?

A glass? What is this, North Korea?

 

 If you were asked to participate in a bake sale, would you actually bake the dessert or bring in something store-bought?

I would bake something…

 

Are there any dead bugs in any of your light fixtures?

Yeah, let me go check right now, asshole.

 

Have you ever actually sent or received a postcard?

Yes. A number of times.

 
Have you ever written anything on a bathroom stall wall?

No.
 

Do you use a bag clip to keep your snacks fresh?

I don’t eat “snacks”.

 

Did 11 / 11 / 11 actually have any significance to you whatsoever?

Zero.

 

Have you ever used a ringtone maker?

No.

 

What kind of games can you recall playing during recess in elementary school?

I didn’t.

 

Are you ever very aware of your heartbeat?

That’s called a heart palpitation, and everyone experiences it.
 

Are there any particular shows / movies you always watch during certain holidays? If yes, what are they?

No.

 

If you don’t intend to have children, what is the reason behind your decision?

I don’t want cooties.

 

How is your relationship with members of your extended family? Is there anyone that you do not seem to get along with?

ouyisdkgaqwwers

 

When was the last time you were offended by what someone has said or done to you?

Oh, fuck off. Being “offended” is a bullshit concept.

 

Aside from water, what is something that you eat or drink daily? Does you day go any differently if you fail to consume it?

Nope.
 

Have you ever stayed in a relationship with someone who didn’t treat you correctly? Or someone who constantly took you for granted? What do you think made you stay with them despite of that?

Yeah. Because I don’t scrap something like that unless it’s for a good reason.

 

Are you a procrastinator? If so, how bad do you consider yourself to be and what are the things that you usually do when procrastinating?

Yeah, pretty average. Anything.

 

When was the last time that you were under a lot of stress and what caused you to feel that way?

Calculus.

 

Do you have any friends on Facebook or Twitter who post a lot of personal things publicly as if it’s their diary? Does it bother you when people are too transparent?

No. I don’t have shitty facebook friends.

 

Do you like to cook for people, or do you order to be cooked for? Has anyone ever told you that you were a good cook?

Yes, yes, and yes.


 

Do you prefer to go out to get ice cream, or do you just like to get the kind you keep in your freezer? What flavor do you usually get?

Going out. Vanilla or strawberry only.

 

Do you look forward to the holidays, or do you dread them? What holiday is your least favorite, and why?

Only real holiday is Christmas, don’t really care about any of them that much, though.

 

What is your favorite type of print (ex: zebra, stripes, argyle)? Do you have a lot of things with this print on it?

wut.

 

Are there any stores you feel uncomfortable going into (ex: if you dress girly, do you feel uncomfortable going into Hot Topic)? Are there any stores that you refuse, or just never go in to?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Do you look in mirrors a lot, or do you try to avoid them? How many mirrors are in your house?

Yes I do.



Are the lines on your palms deep, faint, chained, or almost non-existant?

Well-defined.

 

Do you tell people your middle name, or are you the sort to keep it secret?

Christopherson

 

Do you have a strange way of eating any foods?

Yes. Can’t think of any right now, though.
 

What color do you look best in?
Black/white.

 

Does going to the mall excite you, or do you get self conscious when you’re in there?

I like it.

 

Do you or did you go to most of your school’s dances, or did you skip them? Why?

Nope.

 

What’s the name of a song you’ve listened to a lot recently?

Just A Dream - Nelly

 

Are you texting anyone at this moment?

No sir.

 

How often do you talk to the person you currently have feelings for?

‘Errrrrr day. <3

 

You were given the opportunity to get a new cellular device, what do you choose?

BACK MUTHERFUCKING FLIP

 

Which of your classes in school is most capable of killing a good mood for you?

ENGLISH

 

Is there anyone of your preferred sex who tends to mess with your head?

All of ‘em.

 

Is there something you should be doing right now, besides this survey?

Talking to Sara. (:

 

Have you ever sold anything that you’ve created such as art, photographs, or clothing?

No ma’am.

 

Do you think it’s weird when people treat their pets like children or show them the same amount of love as they do their human family members?

It depends, not usually.

 

Are there any causes you believe in strongly enough to go to a rally or protest for? If so, what is it and why would you think it’s necessary?

Yes, LOTS. Too many to mention.

 

Do you take criticism well?

Damn straight.

 

Sometimes when you’re laying down, do you feel like you’re floating?

Nah, my back always hurts at least a little bit.

 

Do you feel there is an overuse of antibiotics?

Omfg. Look, asshole, it has nothing to do with `feelings`. It’s a fucking scientific fact that there is overuse of antibiotics for prescription, animal feed, and household products. And, we WILL see the results of this problem down the line in the form of some pretty nasty bacteria.

 

Does your mental state really affect your health/lifespan?

THIS SHIT AGAIN? YES, IT’S A M.O.T.H.E.R.F.U.C.K.I.N.G. SCIENTIFIC FACT YOU SHITLORD.

 

Do you think dark chocolate is bitter, or just very sweet?

Bitter.

 

Do you think you would have a better chance at winning Jeopardy or Survivor?

Both. At once.

 

If you were given a test verbally, but were told to write down the answers, would you fail?

No…

 

If you were in a heated argument with someone, and later found out that you were wrong, would you apologize?

If I felt I should.

 

Do you have a china cabinet in your house?

No.
 

Do you have sensitive teeth?

Yes.

 

Have you ever been entangled in seaweed while swimming in the ocean?

No.

A. Why my last relationship ended.
Bitches are crazy.

B. Favourite band.
I Set My Friends On Fire, We Came As Romans

C. Who I like and why I like them.
Sara, for too many reasons than I care to type.

D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
Swimming class in elementary school made me feel like I was going to die.

E. My best friend.
Sean, Sara, myself.

F. My favourite movie.
Fantastic Mr. Fox, Death Race

G. Sexual orientation.
I don’t always like genitals, but when I do, I prefer vagina.

H. Do I smoke/drink?
Depends. Sometimes you might think I’m straight-edge, sometimes you might think the opposite.

I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope.

J. What I want to be when I get older.
A doctor. Preferably a surgeon. Preferably a neurosurgeon. But I like plastics and pathology too.

K. Relationship with my parents.
pass

L. One of my insecurities.
Physical attractiveness.

M. Single or not?
If you’re reading this, there’s a 50% chance you are my girlfriend.

N. Favourite place to shop at?
Whole foods. I love it.

O. My eye colour.
Light brown/Hazel

P. Why I hate school.
It isn’t college.

Q. Relationship status as of right now.
Jesus, whoever make this quiz must be some kind of jackwagon. Please refer to M.

R. Favourite song at the moment.
We Came As Romans - A War Inside

S. A random fact about myself.
I can’t think of random facts.

T. Age I get mistaken for.
Over the phone, mid 20’s.

U. Where I want to be right now.
On the couch, downstairs, watching Lawrence O’Donnell with Sara.

V. Last time I cried.
Dunno, maybe a week or so ago.

W. Concerts I’ve been to.
n/a

X. What would you do if (…)?
Fuck off.

Y. Do you want to go to college.
Yes.

Z. How are you?
Wanting to get some rice. Wanting something to drink.

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. (Not usually!)
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music. (Not especially)
I enjoy smoothies. (Sometimes!)
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent. (Several.)
I have a pet
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl. 
I have all my grandparents. 
I have been to another country. (Does Canada count?)
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone. (wtf?)
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop. 
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card. 
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math. (Only geometry. Fuck shapes.)
I was born in a country other than the UK.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alchoholic drink every month. (AlCHoholic? You 13?)


I have/had:

Graduated high school. 
Smoked cigarettes. (Not regularly.)
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night. (More.)
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course. (Depends.)
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on. (Not strictly speaking.)
Written a 10 page letter. (10 page story.)
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school. (Meh. Not really.)
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. (Some of them.)
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test. (You mean a polygraph? No such thing as a lie detector. An fMRI is the closest thing we have.)
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery. (You already asked this.)
Had stitches. (In my mouth.)
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. (Maybe in middle school.)
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s. 
Your parents sent you to a shrink. (No, I sent myself.)
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger

My eyes are:

Brown
Blue
Green
Grey
Hazel 
Light brown
A combination of things

I am a:

Male
Female 

People sometimes label me as
Slut
Girly 
Ugly
Nerd
Other (No comment.)

My longest relationship was ___. (including on and off relationships)
1 month or less
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months 
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year+
Two years or more
I’ve never been in a real relationship.

Some of my biggest fears are ___.
Spiders/other insects (And centipedes.)
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water (Only if I’m in them.)
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Open spaces

I have ___.
A friend with benefits <3 
A computer in my room
A television in my room 
Good grades
My own car
Married parents

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

I would do terrible, horrible things to that person. ;]

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Incorrect.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Yes.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Nope. I’m careful.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Yeah-huh.

6. What are you excited for?
Like… shit.

7. What happened tonight?

I ate captain crunch. Mmmmm… so good.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

What kind of question is that? Do you?

9. Is confidence cute?

Sometimes. If it doesn’t spill over to arrogance.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Diet Dr. Pepper

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Three.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Certainly.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Sleep.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

A pretty girl.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

George Washington

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I sure fucking hope so. Memory is stored chemically within neurons in the brain. If the arrangement and composition of my brain and other cells in my body didn’t change in the next 3 months, I would surely be dead or completely lacking the entirely of the events of the last 3 months.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Sara <3

18. The last time you felt broken?

Last time Sara was mad at me.

19. Have you had sex today?

Why, yes, I have. (:

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m starting to realize… this quiz was written by a teenage girl…

21. Are you in a good mood?

My serotonin is pretty low.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Get fucked. No.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Who fucking cares?

24. What do you want right this second?

To be with Sara! She’s morphine. <33

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I would say “Do you regret it?”

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

YES.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Uhhhh… yeah. What kind of question is that? EVER laugh? Or OFTEN? Those are two very different things.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Sean maybe. I don’t remember.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Carl Sagan.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Nope.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last girl you were talking to?

*yawn*

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Yes, but she doesn’t understand the extent.
P.S. Learn how to use commas. Christ.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

What the fuck are you talking about?

34. Listening to?

That’s not a sentence. Take One Last Breath by Abandon All Ships.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I do all writing in pen, even math.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Laying on her bed, looking extremely attractive.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yeah. I think it’s possible.

38. Who did you last call?

Idk. I don’t call people.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

I’m really thirsty.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I wanted to. Because it feels good. Because I was saying goodbye, and I needed something to tide me over.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Looong time ago, at least 6 months.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

OH THE BLOOD
OH THE BLOOD
OH THE MASSACRE

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Yes, but my subconscious has repressed those memories.

44. Do you tan in the nude?

You serious? What DON’T I do nude? (The answer is everything but sleep, shower, and sex.)

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

I would take it back. Then multiply it by 2 million. Then give it back over the course of a lifetime.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Not exactly talk. Someone I know becomes either completely mute when she’s tired with me, or extremely talkative when she’s tired without me.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Maybe Sara.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

NOPE.

49. Do you dance in the car?

I’ve been known to when in the presence of good people.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah, at YMCA camp like 40,000 years ago.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Never?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I don’t do musicals. Unless it’s for Sara. Cause I’d do pretty much anything for that girl.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Recently.

54. Ever eat a pierogie?

Yeah, don’t like em.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

If it’s real fruit, cherry. If it’s those little $2 things you get at gas stations, peach. If it’s anything else, I’d rather not eat it.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Never had any.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

NO.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yes, but not recently.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

ALL KINDS UH THEM BITCHES

60. Wear slippers?

Never.

61. Wear a bath robe?

If it’s made of silk.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Anything from a full set of clothes to nothing. Usually tshirt/boxers.

63. First concert?

Moot. Never been.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Hate all.

65. Nike or Adidas?

You serious?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

What the fuck…

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Jesus, when will this end?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Christ jesus…

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Psychologist? I dunno, whatever she wants.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes I can.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Nah, I don’t like spelling. Not bad at it, but meh.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yeaaa

74. What is your favorite book?

I dunno… I liked the Warriors series.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With it. Every time.

76. Regularly burn incense?

Yes.

77. Ever been in love?

Yezzur.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

I Set My Friends On Fire

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Fucking

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Cold

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Doesn’t really matter. Don’t like them that much.

83. Can you swim well?

Get fucked.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

No, I can’t. It hurts, and I end up choking or breathing in water if I don’t.

85. Are you patient?

Completely.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ.

87. Ever won a contest?

Oh yes. Reading competition 4th grade CHAMPION of the whole school.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

I had the second mouth removed from my ass.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Depends. By themselves, green. On a pizza, black.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

The concept of saving sex for after marriage is fucking archaic and pointless, based entirely in misogyny and religious dogma. If you need someone to be married to you before you have sex with them, you’re setting yourself up for an unhappy or inevitably doomed marriage.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Bedroom.

92. Do you want to get married?

If it feels right.